With the recent news of animals astronauts, one of the most tantalizing rumors emerging from the program’s shadow is the identity of a liaison between the creatures and human scientists: an elderly space ape. This figure is said to have been one of the program’s first test pilots and is believed to have played a crucial role in bridging the gap between the furry explorers and the humans in charge. Some suggest that this ape may be one of the few remaining links to the early days of the program, possibly even an integral figure in developing the genetic or technical modifications that made them capable of space travel.
Could this mysterious figure be related to America’s orginal Ham the Astrochimp? The first great ape reaching suborbital flight during the Mercury program certainly captured the hearts of many in 1961. Officially, after his retirement from NASA, Ham eventually joined a group of chimpanzees at the North Carolina Zoo where he passed away in 1983. With the many uncanny stories recently emerging, conjecture may be rampant concerning this ape’s true origins. A clone? Secret offspring?
The two indiers have only confirmed the chimps’s existence but would not disclose any further details. When pressed when we’ll hear more about him “He’ll decide when the time is right,” was all that was said, in a tone conveying a sense of reverence for the figure. From what could be gatherered, the ape also acts as a flight director in the program.
Is humanity on the verge of a new space age—one led by former test subjects? Or is this just another wild conspiracy? One thing is certain: if a chimp is running the show, we might all be bananas for not paying closer attention.






